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  • I lied about my age to keep the job

    Not by much. Four years. Enough that nobody would look twice at the number on paper, enough that if anyone ever pulled my old resume against the one I submitted for this role, the math simply wouldn’t work, and there’d be no clever explanation for it. I did it anyway, and I’ve kept doing it for going on three years now. I tell myself everyone in this industry does it after forty. I’ve heard enough stories to believe that’s at…